Wednesday, 21 September 2011

Chiropractic translation

"You have a spinal condition" loosely translates to "your many stresses, of which finances is one of them, is about to get worse".

Basically if I was a horse they would have shot me by now. There is a 'spinal condition' that explains why I can't run, apparently it isn't a lack of training or motivation, it is dodgy hips. Go figure. So the next journey I'm about to begin involves getting to know a chiropractor very well and probably selling a kidney on the black market to pay for all the spinal adjustments I need.....I've been encouraged to get a second opinion which probably isn't a bad idea.

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